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Magic. Melee. And CHONKZARD O_O

April's insanity continues this weekend... both in-game and in real life! Thanks to micro-Makai in his machine* and golems in all the gadgets, Tyronius'** battle to build continued this weekend. So in lieu of the planned Upgrade Bonus Pack, head in-game to find an all-new update to the Featured Gear Shop!

This weekend, log in and check out the Featured Gear Shop in your game menu to find new gear honoring this weekend's story update in /WarwickForest:

rare Imperial Cerulean Sorcerer set
rare original and obsidian Paladin Hero & Prime Paladin armors
Lightguard Manor House

And if you like collecting unusual items, this month's shop updates are definitely for you:

Prehistoric ChonkZard Bank Pet
Prehistoric ChonkZard Morph helm & house items
Literal Betta Berserker armor set
Ultra Shredded moglin bank + quest pets...
The ever bouncy Bunny Fa items
And EVEN the house item that copies what the house owner has equipped.

Ultra Twilly Bank & Quest Pet (Seasonal)
Who needs Undead minions when you're a one-Moglin army? Not THIS Moglin! /FLEX

Ultra Twig Bank & Quest Pet (Seasonal)
Twig will accept fish and ice cream in exchange for mercy... and then carry it all home to eat. /FLEX

Ultra Zorbak Bank & Quest Pet (Seasonal)
Twilly will heal you with the giant heart hidden in his humungous chest. /FLEX

Bank pets let you access your bank from anywhere in the game
Quest pets come with a quest to collect 30 of each house guards
Quest pets cannot be sold

Main Character House Guard (Permanent)
The house item copies what the owner has equipped to their player character).

Spring Seasonal and Sushispicious Rares

There's really nothing fishy about this week's featured gear shop. Honest!

Betta Berserker armor set (rare, not raw!)
Literal Star Swords
Dandylion Fairy armor set
Void Electrocutioner set
Chronomancer of Energy set

But but but... Why No Upgrade Bonus Pack?!

O_O If you've been with us for a while, you know that normally, the first week of each month we release a new upgrade bonus pack. But this is the month of April Fools in 2026 (a year like no other) and the universe decided it was going to one-up Twig for sketchy shenanigans. And then did it. Again.

That's why Tyronius (the artist who makes our upgrade packs) spent last week and part of this week trying to rebuild his computer instead of sending the new set.

Computer issues are never good, always messy, and the last thing we wanted was to pile on more stress while Tyronius was knee deep in a double-fried motherboard*** so last week, we told him to focus on repairs. This week, he was pushing to finish the set and the cutscenes for this week's story update.

By the time he finished the gear this week, it was too late to get it set up, tested, and rolled in time for tonight. But the art is done, so it will arrive next Friday.

* Daemon ex machina?!
** Our upgrade pack artist and animator
*** Gigabyte me, 2026. Again.

Dage's Birthday Rares & Collection Update

The second-to-last update to Dage's collection chest is here! Log in now to find the following in his birthday rares shop and collection chest:

Sjelknuser's Altar house item (with quest for more gear)
Dodsrelikvie Scythe
Sjelsøster Blade (single + dual-wield variants)

Complete the Altar's Quest to unlock the following:

Single + Dual-Wield Weapons:

Greater Sjelsøster Blade
Sjelknuser Blade

Pets:

Greater Sjelsøster Companion Blade
Sjelknuser Companion Blade

The last update to Dage's Birthday gear will be the human variants of the Formal Legion armor. The birthday rares shop + collection will be available through the end of the month.